Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about football

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Popularity rank 1 #17. Football practice

February 15, 1994

The All NEW (Better Than the Leading Prescription Strength) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

ENGLISH TEACHER: So Hemingway was saying, oh, yes, Dobnowski?

DOBNOWSKI: Excuse me, sir, but may I be excused to go to football practice?
ENGLISH TEACHER: Go on, son.

JOHNNY: I need to go too, Mr. K.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Oh! I didn't realize you were on the football team, Johnny.

DOBNOWSKI: He's not, sir. We like to use him as a tackling dummy...
JOHNNY: Assistant in Charge of Physical Mutilation, I prefer...

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Popularity rank 2 #136. Hell froze over

September 23, 1997

JOHNNY: You know, it's been cold around here ever since Saturday night...
NOTE: Props to Matt

BEN: MMM, maybe it's because HELL froze over.
JOHNNY: Hmm?
NOTE: Props to Pete

BEN: Front page.

JOHNNY: OOOOooooh...

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