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NARRATOR JOHNNY: 'Tis the last day of finals, and as far as I see, not a creature is stirring 'cept for bored little me.
JOHNNY: (sigh)...

NARRATOR JOHNNY: Oh, I'm sure, back at Duke, some are still taking roll at exams in Italian, in French, Espanol.
FRENCH PROFESSOR: Comment t'appelles tu?
JAVON: Que?

NARRATOR JOHNNY: But what I, in my infinite wisdom, have done is reserved a plane ticket, and yet... never BOUGHT one.
TICKET AGENT: One word: overbooked.
JOHNNY: Eep!

NARRATOR JOHNNY: So here I am flying standby at gate twenty-two. And I just hope that Santa stops by RDU.