NARRATOR: We interrupt this week's epic plotline for a special announcement.
JOHNNY: Attention Duke University!
JOHNNY: LET IT BE KNOWN: everyone and everything is GOOD! Everyone had a GOOD summer; all our rooms are GOOD, and we're all having a GOOD day.
JOHNNY: So QUIT asking! Kay? Kay.
JOHNNY: That is all. Resume working hard and drinking hard. Or "playing", whatever you kids call it these days...
