TV: Yes, Jeff, I am here live at the official rollout of the alpha version of Office 2000, codename Poughkeepsie...
TV: All right, Ava, we'll get back to you on the half-hour, for now, an update on Microsoft stock, it's up to 3/8...
TV: Stay tuned tonight as we'll examine several national crisis situations that COULD cause Bil Gates to assume the president.
JOHNNY: I hate MSNBC on slow news days...
TV: And Barbra Walters interviews Luc, the Gates' fish... "Luc, your mother abandoned you..." "Sniff, glub."
