Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about religion

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Popularity rank 1 #291. Aerobics

October 14, 1998

NICK: Still musing about those people down there in the Chapel?
MO: NOPE, I figured 'em out.

MO: THINK ABOUT IT! They come sit, stand, and kneel in unison, break for a carbo boost of bread and wine, lift those heavy books!

MO: Don't you see?

MO: They're doin' LOW-IMPACT AEROBICS!
NICK: So there's SPANDEX under all those dress clothes.

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Popularity rank 2 #290. Paradise in Edens

October 13, 1998

MO: SO, humans used to live in this perfect garden paradise in Edens.
NICK: Edens, huh? You would think Main West.

MO: Then some snake told 'em to eat fruit, and God got all pissed and made all the humans all cranky.

NICK: TALKING ANIMALS? That's a little ABSURD.
MO: SEE, I thought you were SUPPOSED to eat fruit. This "God" seems to support scurvy.

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Popularity rank 3 #289. Dominion over all animals

October 12, 1998

MO: Mmm...
NICK: What?

MO: WELL, sez in here that humans have "dominion over" all animals.

NICK: HUMANS have more power than US?
MO: That's what it sez.

NICK: But WE'RE the ones who get to walk around NAKED!
MO: That's what I'M sayin'. You know, this WHOLE BOOK is sorta PREACHY.

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Popularity rank 4 #288. Jesus Christ

October 9, 1998

MO: Hi, is this the Chapel? Who's this "God" person in yer bible?
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: WHOA! Don't get SNIPPY, just tell me who yer "God" is!
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: Look, SETTLE DOWN, buddy! I just want to know who this "God" is!
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: I feel like asking "who's on first?"
CHAPEL PERSON: Is this a prank? Is this the Pope again?

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Popularity rank 5 #287. Bible

October 8, 1998

NICK: What's that?
MO: It's called "Ho-lee Bih-bull". There's tons of 'em down there. It might help us find out what they're doin'.

NICK: Well, what's it say?
MO: "In the beginning God created the heaven and the Earth."

NICK: The whole shebang, huh? Who's this "God" fella? Some sort of engineer?

MO: Is this fiction or nonfiction? There's no book jacket?
NICK: I just don't see the cosmos coming outta those kids in TEER...

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