Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about Duke Chapel

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Popularity rank 1 #65. Phallic chapel

February 24, 1997

JOHNNY: Ah, the Chapel...

JOHNNY: So majestic, so moving, so awe-inspiring...

JOHNNY: So... so... so....

JOHNNY: So undeniably PHALLIC.
BEN: Suddenly I wanna quit smoking...

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Popularity rank 2 #291. Aerobics

October 14, 1998

NICK: Still musing about those people down there in the Chapel?
MO: NOPE, I figured 'em out.

MO: THINK ABOUT IT! They come sit, stand, and kneel in unison, break for a carbo boost of bread and wine, lift those heavy books!

MO: Don't you see?

MO: They're doin' LOW-IMPACT AEROBICS!
NICK: So there's SPANDEX under all those dress clothes.

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Popularity rank 3 #288. Jesus Christ

October 9, 1998

MO: Hi, is this the Chapel? Who's this "God" person in yer bible?
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: WHOA! Don't get SNIPPY, just tell me who yer "God" is!
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: Look, SETTLE DOWN, buddy! I just want to know who this "God" is!
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: I feel like asking "who's on first?"
CHAPEL PERSON: Is this a prank? Is this the Pope again?

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Popularity rank 4 #286. Church

October 7, 1998

NICK: What're ya doing?
MO: Listening to the humans down there.

MO: They congregate once every week. It's like clockwork.
NICK: What do they talk about?
LABEL: Thee Chapel

MO: Well, LESSEE, fathers, sons, ghosts, wine and bread, sheep, and, OH YEAH, crucifixion.

NICK: Sounds like some bizarre FAMILY REUNION.
MO: ...and they seem to be really into new wave ORGAN music.

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Popularity rank 5 #273. How many stars

September 18, 1998

MO: How many stars you make out?
NICK: I dunno. Twenty or thirty.

MO: There're zillions you know.
NICK: Well, I only SEE twenty or thirty.

MO: So what about the rest?
NICK: Who has time for what they can't see?

MO: Somebody, hopefully.

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