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Crushes

A topic in 3 comics.

Taking a risk

Aug 16, 1997

JOHNNY: This is ridiculous. An incredible woman is literally 3 feet away from me. My big chance, and I do nothing. JOHNNY: If I can't take a risk NOW, am I ever gonna? A pause. JOHNNY: That put things WAY too much in perspective for 3:00pm on a Wednesday.

Play it casual

Jul 16, 1997

JOHNNY: Maybe the best thing to do is just not even let on I notice she's there, play it casual, play it- Johnny peeks out of his cubicle. JOHNNY: 1:45pm - Subject walks to water fountain. 1:47pm - Subject drinks water for 4.7 seconds. .5 more than normal. JOHNNY: -cool, not let her get to me, not even pay the slightest attention....

Perfect opportunity

Jul 2, 1997

JOHNNY: The woman of your dreams is sitting 3-feet away from you. SOUND: crumble JOHNNY: You've waited for an opportunity to talk to her, to meet her. And now.... JOHNNY: Now is a perfect time to, to just, to.... CO-WORKER: Lunch break! JOHNNY: ... GO EAT LUNCH!

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