Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Meet the Cast

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#42. Meet Ben

January 22, 1997

BEN: Hey, I'm, ah, Ben Romero, Johnny's roommate, and I'm supposed to, ah, introduce myself.
NOTE: Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is hazardous to people, but not cartoons

BEN: So, lessee, oh, I'm a philosophy major, ah, I have a girlfriend named Jen, and uh, I don't know, I like cheese! Johnny, this is stupid!
NOTE: Surg. Gen. Warning: This is because cartoons are not real.

JOHNNY: What's the problem now?
BEN: I dunno, it just feels weird. Not natural. Too forced.
JOHNNY: Well, I'll see what I can do to make it more NATURAL for you.
BEN: THanks, man. I appreciate it...

JOHNNY: It pays to be in good with the artist. Yes, it does.
BEN: VERY FUNNY, ah, WILLIAMS, remind me to tell your parents about the "RUTABAGA" incident next time I see 'em.
LABEL: Naked!
NOTE: S.G.W.: Cartoons ARE, however, anatomically correct.

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#43. Meet Nick and Mo

January 23, 1997

JOHNNY: Of course, "Johnny" will play host to other members of the animal kingdom as well...

JOHNNY: Like our friends Mr. Squirrel and Mr. Bat here...

JHONNY: Animals, despite their lack of intelligence and sophistication, are often humorous to watch and poke fun at...

NICK: I wonder how the more "sophisticated" members of the strip will enjoy a walnut up-side their head at 300 mph....
MO: "MR. BAT"!?

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#47. Meet Mo again

January 29, 1997

MO: Greetings riend, I am Guillermo Antonio Microchiroptera, but you, dear Chronicle patrons, you may call me "MO"...
LABEL: A bat.

MO: I reside up here in the chapel tower and will be joining you occasionally in this "strip" to, ah, partake in various hi-jinks and insert some of my witty comments.

NARRATOR: The narrator would like to note that the term "witty" is entirely relative.

MO: Hi-jinks aside, I will occasionally take time out to kick a little narrator ass...
NARRATOR: I'm just not a fan of dry humor, that's a... HEY! Pu.. put me DOWN! Hey! I have my right! I...

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