BEN: Parents Weekend's this weekend.
JOHNNY: Mmm-hmm.
BEN: Your parent's comin'?
JOHNNY: Yup. Yours?
BEN: Yup.
BEN AND JOHNNY: (sigh)
BEN: Guess we better dismantle the still.
JOHNNY: I should take down this poster, too.
POSTER: Getting a minimum wage job with a Duke degree is the COOLEST!















