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JOHNNY: Ah, Snapple, how I love the sweet, sweet nectar you produce at such an affordable price?

JOHNNY: And how I love your humorous bottle caps and intriguing new flavors! Yes, SNapple, you truly are a FINE, FINE company with a FINE, FINE product!

Johnny gives a thumbs up to the camera.

JOHNNY: And boy, Snapple, could a young college kid SURE use some big-tome endorsement money...
JEN: I was wondering what you were getting at...