Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Semester 1 of College

Spring '97

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#57. Cute little quad squirrel

February 12, 1997

NICK: Here we go again...

NICK: I'm such a CUTE little quad squirrel, I'm so playful, I'm so adorable, I'm so...

Cheeto is thrown to Nick.

NICK: It's pathetic what a guy has to do to get a CHEETO around here...

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#59. This frat party is booooring

February 16, 1997

WILLIAM: This frat party is BOOOOTING...
LABEL: Gettin; down!

WILLIAM: And why are all the girls over there with all THOSE guys? What's so wrong with me?

JOHNNY: My guess would be the Windows 95 t-shirt...
WILLIAMS: Oh, I get it, they're anti-MICROSOFT...

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#60. Meet Fratman

February 17, 1997

JOHNNY: Well, William, I'll have to agree with ya. We can't get no women, and we can't get no alcohol. This party's just not workin' for us.

SOUND: SHAZAM!

JOHNNY: Who... who are you?

FRATMAN: I'm Fratman!
JOHNNY: I smell a storyline!
WILLIAM: I smell stale beer....

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#61. Secret Fratman powers

February 18, 1997

FRATMAN: So, no booze and no women, huh?
JOHNNY: Pretty much, Fratman.

FRATMAN: I see! Well, I'll use my SECRET FRATMAN POWERS to turn those cups of water to beer! ALPHA BETA GAMMA PHI!

FRATMAN: Now, I'll use the WHITE HAT OD JUSTICE to make your clothing and personality more like a fratboy and therefore more attractive to women!

FRATMAN: Well, how do you feel?
JOHNNY: I'm so wasted.
WILLIAM: Let's go lie to some chicks.

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