Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Nick the Squirrel

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Popularity rank 31 #240. Put on your costumes

March 30, 1998

MO: We're ready, Jacques!
JACQUES: Ah! Magnifique! My little fuzzy actors! Quickly put on your costumes!
LABEL: Saucy French director!

NICK: COSTUMES? I thought this was a documentary.
MO: Well, it IS a documentary.

MO: On the basketball players. You're Wojo.
JACQUES: OK, little animals. Let us begin, how you say, driveling! No, that is not it...

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Popularity rank 32 #239. Signed up for documentary

March 27, 1998

NICK: Getcher shoes on, I signed us up to be in a documentary.

NICK: Oh, NOT AGAIN, you know what happened last time.
MO: Look, it's easy money...
LABEL: Hiding technology!

NICK: Mo, I still have scars from that leaf blower incident!
MO: Oh, just put out that cigarette and try to look earthy.

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Popularity rank 33 #236. Bottling up feelings

March 24, 1998

MO: Which do you think is better, Nick, to wear your heart on your sleeve or to keep your feelings inside?

NICK: Oh, I like to bottle up my feelings until they become stale or the opportunity to express them passes.

NICK: That way, I either end up unfeeling and aloof or bitter and jaded. Or some combination thereof.

MO: That's AWFUL!
NICK: Well, now you see why I smoke.

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Popularity rank 35 #206. I feel so alone

February 3, 1998

NICK: I just feel so alone right now, Mo.
MO: But I'm right here.

NICK: NO, I mean, like, no one UNDERSTANDS me.
MO: I can hear you fine.

NICK: No. NO. Like no one can RELATE to me.
MO: You miss your FAMILY?

NICK: NEVERMIND.
MO: No problem.

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