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Mo the Bat

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Popularity rank 26 #68. What use are you to humans?

February 27, 1997

MO: I just flew into the Great Hall and everybody went NUTS! Screaming, yelling. Just pathetic.
MO: I'm tired of being treated like some DEMON. I do so much for those people.
NICK: What use are YOU to HUMANS?
NICK: And SPARE me the 3-hour lecture on the industrial and domestic uses of BAT DUNG.
MO: You're just jealous cuz no one makes HOUSES out of SQUIRREL crap.

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Popularity rank 27 #66. Mo loses a contact

February 25, 1997

MO: Hold up there, Nick. I lost a contact.
NICK: A contact? Mo, you're a BAT, an animal KNOWN for its shoddy sight.
NICK: Didn't you compensate for that disability through evolution of your keen sense of sonar-like hearing?
MO: Yes, Mr. Discovery Channel, but occasionally when I'm not filming close-ups for "WILD KINGDOM", I like to see what the hell I'm DOING. So get down here and help...

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Popularity rank 28 #56. Where’d you wanna eat

February 11, 1997

NICK: So, where'd you wanna eat?
MO: I dunno, Nick. You decide....
NICK: NO! No, I will NOT! I ALWAYS decide! I ALWAYS take responsibility around here, and I'm TIRED of having that on my shoulders, YOU make a decision for once, ALL RIGHT?!
MO: O... O.K.
MO: How about Chine...
NICK: AND NO MORE CHINESE!

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Popularity rank 29 #55. How goes the foraging

February 10, 1997

MO: What it is, Nick. How goes the foraging?
NICK: Hey Mo, EH, all right I guess...
MO: Well, what have you scored?
NICK: WELL, I've got all sorts of nuts, berries, bark, and whatever. Tons of the stuff...
MO: Well, it sounds like you cleaned up.
NICK: YEAH. You're probably right....
NICK: I guess I just hoped in all this foraging I'd find a burger or two... or a pork chop. SOMETHING! This vegetarian thing's KILLIN' me!

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Popularity rank 30 #47. Meet Mo again

January 29, 1997

MO: Greetings riend, I am Guillermo Antonio Microchiroptera, but you, dear Chronicle patrons, you may call me "MO"...
LABEL: A bat.
MO: I reside up here in the chapel tower and will be joining you occasionally in this "strip" to, ah, partake in various hi-jinks and insert some of my witty comments.
NARRATOR: The narrator would like to note that the term "witty" is entirely relative.
MO: Hi-jinks aside, I will occasionally take time out to kick a little narrator ass...
NARRATOR: I'm just not a fan of dry humor, that's a... HEY! Pu.. put me DOWN! Hey! I have my right! I...

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