Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Mo the Bat

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Popularity rank 11 #237. Expressing feelings

March 25, 1998

MO: I like to express my feelings as much as possible. I let everyone know my situation all the time. I'm unburdened and there's no question as to my stance on things.
NICK: Doesn't everybody have enough problems on their own? What if your feelings adversely affect their lives? Aren't you just shifting the burden to someone else?

MO: Well, YEAH. I call it "emotional hot potato".
NICK: I prefer "emotional JENGA".

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Popularity rank 12 #232. Next to the crossword

March 11, 1998

JOHNNY: For all you avid crossword solvers, today's Johnny provides a service: we've put all the humor into the one panel still visible when you fold the paper into prime crossword solvin' position! Come for the crossword, stay for the comic! ENJOY!

JOHNNY: Lemurs!
WILLIAM: Nerds!
BEN: Trent!
JEN: Pre meds!
FRATMAN: Frats!
MO: Nan!

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Popularity rank 13 #230. Ever feel like you’re being watched?

March 9, 1998

MO: Ever feel like you're being watched?

NICK: Like your every move, every word is being scrutinized?

NICK: No, not really/
MO: Me neither.

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Popularity rank 14 #207. Bring in da noise

February 4, 1998

A bat with dreadlocks dancing.

The bat keeps dancing.

NICK: I just don't know if there's room in "BRING IN 'DA NOISE, BRING IN 'DA FUNK" for a small, brown bat.
MO: AH, but I can DREAM, I can dream...

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Popularity rank 15 #179. Covert lemurs

November 21, 1997

MO: Sure are a lot of STRAY CATS around here...
NICK: Those aren't cats.

MO: Oh, REALLY? What are they then?
NICK: Covert lemurs who escaped from "THE BIG HOUSE".

MO: "The BIG HOUSE"?
NICK: The PRIMATE CENTER'S not all FUN AND GAMES, Mo. And the walls have ears, the WALLS HAVE EARS...

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