Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Mo the Bat

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Popularity rank 6 #287. Bible

October 8, 1998

NICK: What's that?
MO: It's called "Ho-lee Bih-bull". There's tons of 'em down there. It might help us find out what they're doin'.

NICK: Well, what's it say?
MO: "In the beginning God created the heaven and the Earth."

NICK: The whole shebang, huh? Who's this "God" fella? Some sort of engineer?

MO: Is this fiction or nonfiction? There's no book jacket?
NICK: I just don't see the cosmos coming outta those kids in TEER...

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Popularity rank 7 #286. Church

October 7, 1998

NICK: What're ya doing?
MO: Listening to the humans down there.

MO: They congregate once every week. It's like clockwork.
NICK: What do they talk about?
LABEL: Thee Chapel

MO: Well, LESSEE, fathers, sons, ghosts, wine and bread, sheep, and, OH YEAH, crucifixion.

NICK: Sounds like some bizarre FAMILY REUNION.
MO: ...and they seem to be really into new wave ORGAN music.

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Popularity rank 8 #273. How many stars

September 18, 1998

MO: How many stars you make out?
NICK: I dunno. Twenty or thirty.

MO: There're zillions you know.
NICK: Well, I only SEE twenty or thirty.

MO: So what about the rest?
NICK: Who has time for what they can't see?

MO: Somebody, hopefully.

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Popularity rank 9 #262. Good luck on exams

April 29, 1998

JOHNNY: Good luck on exams and congrats seniors!

BEN: Have a bourgeoisie summer.
JEN: Dear LORD, honey, you don't let up with this cynicism thing, do you?

FRATMAN: Sknxx az vrok sneb adwbozt!
SORORITY GIRL: Some of us took a little too long of a "study break"...

MO: The answers are: 1. True, 2. Conjugated dienes, 3. Dali, 4. George Bush, 5. Not unless beer money is low and you are directly propositioned.

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Popularity rank 10 #249. Nick and Mo in jail

April 10, 1998

MO: This makes no sense, I am not Roshown McLeod.
COP: Whatever, Roshown.

MO: Look. You recognize that I'm a BAT, right?
COP: ... yes...

MO: And Roshown McLeod is HUMAN, right?
COP: ...OK...

MO: So how can I be MCLEOD?
COP: We'll let the JUDGE decide that, ROSHOWN. And quit with that "mean face".

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