Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 11 #380. RDU shuttle

March 8, 1999

JAY: Hey, Johnny, you headed out for Spring BreaK?
JOHNNY: Yup, going to Cancun.

JAY: You're not waiting for a shuttle to RDU, are ya? Cuz one left about give minutes ago, said there wouldn't be another for an hour.

JOHNNY: OH... cuz... my flight is... very... SOON.

JAY: Where'd you say you were going again?
JOHNNY: Back to my room to cry...

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Popularity rank 12 #367. Another talk

February 17, 1999

JOHNNY: Jay! You made it out of the timewarp!
JAY: YEAH, I had another "talk" with Jodie...

JAY: I told her how I felt, and she told me how she felt, and we worked out how we feel about each other.

A pause

JOHNNY: So, you still have NO #@?$ing clue, huh?
JAY: Not a damn one, no...

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Popularity rank 13 #366. Must find way out

February 16, 1999

JAY: .... Must .... find .... way .... out .... of .... timewarp!

A pause

JAY: .... Must .... find .... it .... QUICKLY!

JAY: Bladder .... apparently .... UNAFFECTED .... by .... timewarp ....

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Popularity rank 14 #364. Taking it slow

February 12, 1999

JODIE: Jay, thanks for bringing this up. As for "us", I'm not sure, maybe we should just TAKE IT SLOW for a while.
JAY: That sounds fine, Jodie. I'm...

JAY: ... just... glad... .... to... ?? .... oh .... no! .....

JAY: .... Movement .... slowed! .... Laws of physics .... not working! .... .... Time and space .... bending! .... Caught .... in .... a .... a

JAY: .... (shudder) .... RELATIONSHIP .... TIMEWARP!

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Popularity rank 15 #352. He’s at least making an effort

January 27, 1999

WINSTON: Well, Jay, at least he's making an effort...
JAY: To do WHAT, Winston? To assume things about my interests cuz I'm BLACK?

WINSTON: Well, at least he means well. His heart's in the right place...
JAY: I dunno, maybe you're right. Maybe I'm overreacting.

SOUND: Knock! Knock!
JAY: I'll get it...

BEN: Merry belated Kwanzaa!!
JAY: AAAAAA!!

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