Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 6 #382. Do you have a light?

March 10, 1999

BEN: Damn lighter...
SOUND: click click

BEN: 'Scuse me, do you have a light?

NON-SMOKER: Oh, I have a light, but when will YOU see the light and quit sucking on those CANCERSTICKS? You SICKEN me.

BEN: These are ROUGH times for us smokers...

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Popularity rank 7 #378. Ben gets an internship

March 4, 1999

JOHNNY: BEN! What's a matter?
BEN: (sniff) R... read this!

JOHNNY: "Dear Mr. Romero, We are pleased to offer you an internship..." Blah blah...

JOHNNY: Ben, I don't understand. You GOT this internship.

BEN: But (sniff) it's not the one I... I wanted.
JOHNNY: Remind me to WEEP for you this summer while I bus tables for 2 bucks an hour.

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Popularity rank 8 #373. The web company’s a sham

February 25, 1999

BEN: Johnny, STU just told me about this web "company" you've started, it sounds like a SHAM!

JOHNNY: Ben, Internet companies are all based on POTENTIAL. Sure, e-WebNET.com SEEMS vague now, but think of the FUTURE!

BEN: The FUTURE!? Do you have ANY plans to have this company ever do ANYTHING tangible?

JOHNNY: Well... NO. But POTENTIALLY I could.
BEN: POTENTIALLY, you're the biggest moron Iknow... And I have friends at Carolina.

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Popularity rank 9 #370. Free cable

February 22, 1999

BEN: Did you pay the cable bill?
JOHNNY: Nope.

A pause

BEN: So it's another night of SCOLA then?
JOHNNY: Quiet! The Russian version of Seinfeld is on, they're waiting in a bread line for a marble rye...

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Popularity rank 10 #365. Relationship time warp

February 15, 1999

BEN: Hey, Jay! What's up?
JAY: BEN! .... How come .... you're not .... affected by .... relationship .... time .... warp? ....

BEN: Jay, I'm in a meaningful, long-term relationship at Duke University....

BEN: The laws of physics do not apply to me.

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