POLICE OFFICER: There's still a light on in that tent!
POLICE OFFFICER: Hey guys, the game's over! We won, no more tent checks! Trajan Landgon has been promoted to diety!
TENT PEOPLE: We know!
POLICE OFFICER: Don't you wanna get out of this TINY little tent and back to your dorm where you have some SPACE?
TENT PEOPLE: Not really, we live in TRENT.
FRESHMAN: Yeah, and I live in Randolph, same difference.
