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The All NEW (Doubled, Doubled, Toiled and Troubled) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

ENGLISH TEACHER: And now we come to Shakespeare, who's famous for his classic plays.

ENGLISH TEACHER: Among his est were Hamlet, Macbeth, and the most famous of all, his classic romance, Romeo & Butthead.

English Teacher does a take.

ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, who's the wiseguy with the overhead pen?