BEN: What are you WEARING?!
JOHNNY: Lee's Hard Jean's. I broke down and got a pair.

BEN: In God's name, WHY?
JOHNNY: I saw so many of the commercials! After the FIFTH one, I... I couldn't HELP myself.

BEN: Johnny, if there were commercials to jump off a BRIDGE, would you do THAT too?

JOHNNY: Hmm, DEPENDS... is Daisy FUENTES in these commercials?

#324. Hard jeans

November 30, 1998 Transcript

Hard jeans