BEN: Where'd you wanna eat? THAT bench?
JOHNNY: NO! No, I made an ass of myself at their party last weekend.
BEN: OK, THAT bench.
JOHNNY: NO, I rushed there freshman year.It'd be weird vibes.
BEN: FINE! THAT one.
JOHNNY: Well, I don't support their stance on "The Matrix". Plus they play too much Dave Matthews, I...
BEN: Then pick a nondenominational bench!
JOHNNY: NOW, what kind of statement would THAT make?














