Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 16 #122. Roach neighbor

September 3, 1997

JOHNNY: I want to push you around, and I will, and I-
SOUND: (door) knock knock

ROACH: Hi, we just moved in next door. Could you spare a cup of sugar?
JOHNNY: Uh, sure.

ROACH: Thanks, we're makin' some brownies and came up a mite short. Bye, now.

JOHNNY: WE GOTS ROACHES!
ROACH: Oo, and do you guys have any rotting food?

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Popularity rank 17 #18. Headphones

March 1, 1994

ENGLISH TEACHER: Don't think I don't see those headphones on you back there, Williams, you're supposed to be reading Macbeth!

JOHNNY: I, uh, I am, sir. It's an, uh, audio book! Yea, that's it! It's a, uh, book on tape!
ENGLISH TEACHER: I'll believe that when I hear it, hand it over, mister!

English teacher does a take.

ENGLISH TEACHER: I didn't realize PEARL JAM has been recording audio books these days...
JOHNNY: Huh, woops. Huh, huh, wrong tape, silly me....

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