Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about music

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Popularity rank 11 #202. A cappella friends

January 28, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey Katie, I heard you were rushing. Any LUCK?
KATIE: LUCK BE A LADY TONIIIGHT! LUCK-

JOHNNY: UM... if you DID decide to rush, if you do WANNA BE a, uh, a soro-
KATIE: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA-

JOHNNY: RIGHT... so, uh, yeah.... you goin' out TONIGHT? I heard there's somethi-
KATIE: TONIGHT! TONIGHT! THE WORLD IS FULL OF-

JOHNNY: Note to self: NEVER attempt conversation with a cappella friends.
KATIE: MMMBOP! BADU WADOP BADUBOP!

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Popularity rank 12 #184. Poop jokes are funny

November 28, 1997

JOHNNY: Certain things are just LIKABLE, Ben. It's human NATURE. ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE are easy to look at. POOP JOKES are always funny. And POP MUSIC SOUNDS GOOD!

BEN: Yeah, but what you're FORGETTING is-

BEN: Heh, heh, heh. Huh, huh, huh....

BEN: Poop IS funny.

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Popularity rank 13 #183. Challenged by your music

November 27, 1997

BEN: Don't you want to be CHALLENGED by your music, though? Don't you want to be STIMULATED?

JOHNNY: Sure. SOMEtimes, but sometimes I just want something to hum while my rice is cooking.

BEN: But what if your "RICE" never stops "COOKING", Johnny?

JOHNNY: Ben, this is what's known as PUSHING a metaphor?
BEN: And what if it's WILD rice?

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Popularity rank 14 #182. Your music is mindless

November 26, 1997

BEN: So you ADMIT your music is SIMPLE, even MINDLESS!
JOHNNY: Yeah. Sometime's simple's GOOD.

BEN: But the songs you listen to all use the SAME 3 CHORDS! How can you STAND it!??

JOHNNY: I dunno.

JOHNNY: Maybe they're my FAVORITE three chords.

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Popularity rank 15 #157. Barry, the honest DJ

October 22, 1997

BARRY: It's time for the "Top 5 at 5", YOUR top 5 MOST requested songs.

BARRY: OF COURSE, you can only request songs on OUR playlist, which consists of the only five songs we ever PLAY.

BARRY: Still, now you an request the ORDER we play them in, which should be mildly entertaining, in a weird democratic sort of way...

BARRY: It's 5 minutes past the hour. I'm Barry, the honest DJ.
JOHNNY: We love ya, Barry!

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