Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about computers

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Popularity rank 16 #402. New STU

April 14, 1999

JOHNNY: STU! YOU haven't changed! At least YOU'RE still here to provide your smart yet naive spin on things!

STU: No, Johnny. They replaced my artificial intelligence with various Disney greeting card programs.

JOHNNY: So you can't say ANYTHING funny or quaint?!

STU: Not unless it involves the words: "Mulan", "Simba", or "Happy Anniversary", no...
JOHNNY: No, how could THAT ever be funny?
LABEL: Hey kids, it's ironic. Or IS it?

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Popularity rank 17 #375. Bankrupt

March 1, 1999

BEN: Well, I heard e-WebNET.com went down the crapper.
JOHNNY: Yeah, we filed for bankruptcy this morning.

BEN: Well, you can't get something from nothing. I hope you learned a LESSON.

JOHNNY: Not really, I got a papercut filling out the forms. The government's giving me $30,000 in punitive damages.

JOHNNY: Unless the lesson was: "Every papercut has a silver lining."
BEN: You ask me why I smoke. THIS is why I smoke.

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Popularity rank 18 #371. e-WebNET.com

February 23, 1999

STU: Johnny, sir, I don't think I've been pulling my weight around here financially.

STU: So, in my spare time last week, I created an Internet-based company: e-WebNET.com

STU: We've attracted a lot of interest, even though we've yet to provide any service or produce any product, and as of 8:00 AM today...

STU: We went public.
JOHNNY: WELL... this oughtta look good on the resume.

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Popularity rank 19 #345. Scheduling program

January 18, 1999

JEN: Try reducing the allotted lunch time by 15 minutes.
BEN: Whatcha got STU doin', Jen?
STU: Yes, Mrs. Sir...

JEN: I'm running a scheduling program to find the optimum usage of my time...

JEN: I've narrowed it down to the ten most efficient.

BEN: Jen, none of these have time scheduled for sleep!
JEN: Oh, no, I cut out sleep and non-exercise-based fun in the first round.

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Popularity rank 20 #321. CyberWilliam’s sick

November 25, 1998

JOHNNY: Besides this wordy and poorly developed storyline, what's going on with you, WILLIAM?
WILLIAM: WELL, I've been a bit SICK lately.

JOHNNY: OH, like a computer virus?
WILLIAM: Well, not EXACTLY, no.

WILLIAM: It's computer jock itch.

JOHNNY: You know, it's all about suppression.
WILLIAM: I don't even know where my jock IS, anymore!

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