Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about computers

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Popularity rank 11 #97. STU meets Johnny

April 17, 1997

STU: Excuse me. You are sir's roommate, Johnny, yes?
JOHNNY: Hmm? Uh, yeah, I'm William's roommate.

STU: I'm STU, his Self-evolving Telecomputing Unit. Might you have the time to engage in some conversation? The D: drive is most inquisitive this morning...
JOHNNY: Uh, sure. What topic?

STU: I am fully functional in all areas of conversation.
JOHNNY: Oh. Well, then, uh....

JOHNNY: I was just wondering, double integral natural log
STU: Splendid, I was just discussing this very topic with choatique.mit.edu last week....

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Popularity rank 12 #96. Shutting down STU

April 16, 1997

WILLIAM: All right, STU, I'm going to shut you down for the night...
STU: No! Sir, wait!

STU: I thought perhaps you could extemporate over some iterations again...
CHARACTER: STU, I'm very tired and...

STU: I know, sir, but maybe just 5 min 32.78 sec or so...
WILLIAM: All right, all right....

WILLIAM: A long time ago, in a faraway land, there was a princess named "while-do" and she lived with her sisters, "if-then" and "go-to"...
STU: Was she pretty, sir?

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Popularity rank 13 #95. Meet William’s computer, STU

April 15, 1997

NARRATOR: Meet William's computer.
STU: Excuse me, sir?

STU: Shouldn't you finish your problem set that's due in four hours, rather than play solitaire?

WILLIAM: Well, yeah I...
STU: Just a humble suggestion, sir.

WILLIAM: Never should've installed that freakin' artificial intelligence card...
STU: I also have some moral questions about this "Elle MacPherson" directory...

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Popularity rank 14 #75. Science Drive poem

March 10, 1997

WILLIAM: Oh Science Drive, so far away, why do I praise you on this day? Your architecture often bland, Levin'e akin to "Futureland".
LABEL: William! The CPS major!

WILLIAM: Oh, home home to orgo, home to math, few of us escape your wrath. And yet I take this time to say, hurrah to Science Drive today!

WILLIAM: Some may laugh, make fun, and sneer; they have no joy for Gross or Teer. But for those who cannot dance, who can't do art that's worth a glance...
SOUND: Sneer!

WILLIAM: For those of us who want REAL jobs, who are not liberal artsy snobs, there is a place where we can thrive. In B.F.E., on Science Drive.
POLICE OFFICE: Sir, you're blocking traffic....

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Popularity rank 15 #41. Meet William

January 21, 1997

JOHNNY: This here's one of my roommates, William.

JOHNNY: Ol' William here is a computer science major. Ain't that right, Will?
WILLIAM: It's William. And yes.

JOHNNY: Yeah, William's great. He's really, I mean, you know, he's a real.... I, uh, well, socially, I mean, WOW! It's, you know, uh...

WILLIAM: I'm a @%#?/! NERD, all right, Johnny? Now can I get back to my Duke Nukem game?
JOHNNY: YOU KNOW, I was TRYING to shy away from words like that...

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