JEN: Doctor Robson, why are we doing this research?
ROBSON: You mean, how much GRANT MONEY do we get?

JEN: No, like what PURPOSE is all this?
ROBSON: Like which AWARDS have we won?

JEN: NO! NO! Why?! What theory are we proving?! Which disease are we curing? Why?!

ROBSON: Um... do you want free pens from drug companies?
JEN: NO! I... are they blue ink?

What’s the purpose of research?