- The All NEW (Occasionally Topical) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Let’s talk about role models. All right, anyone in here who has a role model, raise your hand…
- Many hands are raised.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: And no one say Beavis OR Butt-Head!
- Hands are all down.
- JOHNNY: But I thought you liked class participation!