BEN: Fratman! What happened to you?
FRATMAN: Oh, you know, the cops got me, man. I had lighter fluid and...
BEN: Right.
FRATMAN: OK, no, well, actually I was talking trash to Okulaja after the game, you know, and...
BEN: Sure you were.
FRATMAN: OK, no, well ACTUALLY it was a pledge task to beat up a superhero, and, haha, those darn kids, uh...
FRATMAN: ALL RIGHT, I SLIPPED WHILE PLAYING IN THE FOAM, OK? It's just I never had bubble baths as a child, I, I...
BEN: There, there...














