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JOHNNY: I'm telling you, Ben, I spend my money so smartly I should be an ECONOMIST.
BEN: How so?

JOHNNY: Observe: I got 11 CD's for the price of ONE from my CD club.
BEN: Which CD's you get?

JOHNNY: Well, the selection wasn't great. I got this one greatest hits album and ten copies of "Yanni Plays the Hits of Matchbox 20".

JOHNNY: Just THINK, all for the price of just ONE CD?
BEN: THIS is why we have a national debt.
LABEL: Ben folds!
SOUND: fold fold