- SOCIOLOGY MAJOR: Well that was the most utterly AVERAGE date I’ve EVER been on. The dinner was BLAND, the movie, PREDICTABLE. And YOU, well, I, I’m totally indifferent toward EVERY aspect of you.
- A pause.
- JOHNNY: So… we still on for SATURDAY?
- SOCIOLOGY MAJOR: Oh, YES, as a soc. major, I find this CAPTIVATING…