Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Semester 7 of College

Spring '99

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#365. Relationship time warp

February 15, 1999

BEN: Hey, Jay! What's up?
JAY: BEN! .... How come .... you're not .... affected by .... relationship .... time .... warp? ....

BEN: Jay, I'm in a meaningful, long-term relationship at Duke University....

BEN: The laws of physics do not apply to me.

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#366. Must find way out

February 16, 1999

JAY: .... Must .... find .... way .... out .... of .... timewarp!

A pause

JAY: .... Must .... find .... it .... QUICKLY!

JAY: Bladder .... apparently .... UNAFFECTED .... by .... timewarp ....

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#367. Another talk

February 17, 1999

JOHNNY: Jay! You made it out of the timewarp!
JAY: YEAH, I had another "talk" with Jodie...

JAY: I told her how I felt, and she told me how she felt, and we worked out how we feel about each other.

A pause

JOHNNY: So, you still have NO #@?$ing clue, huh?
JAY: Not a damn one, no...

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#369. Problems grading Ben’s exam

February 19, 1999

PROFESSOR: Ben, I had some PROBLEMS grading your last exam.
BEN: How so?

PROFESSOR: Well, take question ONE, "Explain in detail the central conflict in Hume and Locke's ideas concerning man's ability to govern." YOUR answer was: "The question is moot. We're all going to die."

BEN: WELL... we ARE, aren't we?
PROFESSOR: But you answered the other 19 questions the SAME way!

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