Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Mo the Bat

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Popularity rank 46 #221. K-ville monitors and tent checks

February 24, 1998

MO NARRATOR: Tenters are timid creatures with no natural enemies save the sinister "line monitor" species.

MO NARRATOR: These serpent-like predators appear without warning in a flash of fiery brimstone and howl their booming battle roar.
LINE MONITOR: TENT CHECK!!

MO NARRATOR: Helpless tenters scurry for shelter to avoid the deadly strike of the monitor.
LINE MONITOR: Tent 23's out!
TENTER: Noooooo! I'm here! I'm here!

MO NARRATOR: Their only defense is a preemptive maneuver known in tenting circles as a "bribe".
JOHNNY: You saw me here at 3:00 am this morning.
LINE MONITOR: Hsssss... Certainly did...

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Popularity rank 47 #220. K-ville tenters

February 23, 1998

MO NARRATOR: The "Tenter", a majestic beast who in mid-January embarks on a severe migratory pattern.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.

MO NARRATOR: Armed with only an inborn ability to stand in line, these mammals boldly face the elements for six long weeks.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.

MO NARRATOR: Groups of roughly fifteen tenters, calles "flocks", congregate in small nylon encolsures called "tents".
TENTERS: Go to hell Carolina.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.

MO NARRATOR: The reason for this bizarre behavior is unknown, but may be linked to a strange digestive process involving pizza, mud, and mass quantities of Bud Light.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.

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Popularity rank 48 #219. Ken Burns’ Krzyzewskiville

February 20, 1998

MO: Good evening, I'm Mo the Bat. This week on "Johnny", we take a break from our normal "cartoon" format to bring you an EXCLUSIVE documentary. This week, we bring you, in thrilling BLACK-AND-WHITE...

TITLE: Ken Burns' KRZYZWESKIVILLE
NOTE: Brought to you by The Chum Group

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Popularity rank 49 #206. I feel so alone

February 3, 1998

NICK: I just feel so alone right now, Mo.
MO: But I'm right here.

NICK: NO, I mean, like, no one UNDERSTANDS me.
MO: I can hear you fine.

NICK: No. NO. Like no one can RELATE to me.
MO: You miss your FAMILY?

NICK: NEVERMIND.
MO: No problem.

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Popularity rank 50 #165. We’ll talk more on Thursday

November 3, 1997

MO: All right, Simpson, baby, so we'll talk MORE Thursday. I'll call you?

SOUND: SLAM

MO: I'll take that as a YES.

MO: Maybe pushing the "strippers on points" plan was a BAD idea...
NICK: Yeah, well, all I know is, it was free pen CITY in there.

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