Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Mo the Bat

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Popularity rank 51 #164. Mo’s presentation to Nan

October 31, 1997

MO: Slide 1. We see the administration's currently publicized CHIEF GOALS. No. 1 being "improving university facilities."

MO: Slide 2. A graph of students' chief desires.
SLIDE: Sex - 98.4%, South Park - 0.9%, Other - 0.8%, Inner peace - 0.1%

MO: Slide 3. A group photo of the current administration.

MO: And NOW, slide 4, the cast of BAYWATCH. Ladies, gentlemen, some changes need to be made.

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Popularity rank 52 #160. Best ad firm around

October 27, 1997

SIMPSON: Yes, Thursday's FINE. Mr. Keohane wants to get started ASAP! We hear you guys are the BEST ad firm around!

SIMPSON: HMM? What do you MEAN should you wear CLOTHES to the meeting?

MO: Well, we work BETTER in the buff, but all right, CLOTHED IT IS, see you there, baby.
NICK: Wow, flyers on the B.C. walkway really DO work!
FLYER: Mo & Nick's Advertisin' and Deep Dish Pizza - "The Best Around"

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Popularity rank 53 #156. Mo never forages

October 21, 1997

NICK: You know, this is SO frustrating, Mo!

NICK: Every Fall, I bust my ass out here foraging and storing food for the Winter. YOU, however, do NOTHING, and yet stay STOCKED. What's going ON?

MO: I have my methods...
DUKE CARD: Keohane, Nannerl, El Presidente, Duke University

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Popularity rank 54 #152. Free speech

October 15, 1997

NICK: What do you think about free speech, Mo?
MO: Oh, WELL, I think it's to our country.

MO: Without it, we're just We couldn't or even

NICK: And what do you think about the white washing of the East Bridge?
MO: I'll tell you what I think...

MO: and that's no bullshit

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Popularity rank 55 #145. We have to let go more

October 6, 1997

MO: We have to let GO more, Nick. Take chances. Live freer.
NOTE: Today's Topic:

NICK: MO! DON'T LET GO!
NOTE: Bold letters indicate an elevated volume of speech.
MO: Why not?
NOTE: Physical humor, funny or no?

MO: SEE? I feel lighter already. And it suddenly smells better, too.
NOTE: Our answer: a rousing yes!

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