Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Drinky Drink Kids

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Popularity rank 1 #241. Drinky Drink Kids crossover strip

March 31, 1998

DRINKY DRINK KID #1: Hey, look! You can make out what our appendages are!
DRINKY DRINK KID #2: Yeah! Bein' in 3-D is the COOLEST!

DRINKY DRINK KID #1: Say, off camera Drinky-Drink Kid, what're you up to?
DRINKY DRINK KID #3: Drinkin' tequila.

DRINKY DRINK KID #1: Lookin' like Bill Guthridge with a baby bonnet on doesn't count as drinkin' tequila.

DRINKY DRINK KID #3: Damn.

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Popularity rank 2 #163. Halloween tips

October 30, 1997

JOHNNY: Be SAFE this Halloween, for costumes, use FAKE knives instead of real ones.
LABEL: Drinky-Drink Kid
LABEL: BUCK NAKED

JOHNNY: ... or else this'll happen.
BEN: YOU CUT MY ARM OFF! AAUGH!
SOUND: slash

JOHNNY: Oh, I'm sorry, HERE, have an apple.
BEN: OK.

JOHNNY: ... and check apples for razor blades.
BEN: AAUUGH

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