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Comics about social awkwardness

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Popularity rank 11 #342. Sorority Girl in rush mode

January 13, 1999

JOHNNY: So, Sorority Girl, how's rush?
SORORITY GIRL: Hi-eee! What's YOUR name?
JOHNNY: You... you KNOW my name, we're FRIENDS.
SORORITY GIRL: Well, HELLO [insert name] and where are you from?
JOHNNY: Sorority Girl! You're not in RUSH now! SNAP OUT OF IT!
SORORITY GIRL: Oh NEAT! I heart visiting [insert city]! My parents have a summer home/winter cottage/sweatshop THERE!
JOHNNY: My GOD! Someone get some smelling salts! Or a cigarette and a Diet Coke!
SORORITY GIRL: Well, nice to MEET you! Hey [insert name of friend next to you], have you met [insert rushee name]? She's just a PEACH!

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Popularity rank 12 #323. Ignored

November 27, 1998

JOHNNY: HEY! That girl totally IGNORED me! She must think she's COOLER than me!
JOHNNY: THen again, maybe she thinks I'M too cool for HER.
JOHNNY: Then AGAIN, maybe that wasn't even her.
JOHNNY: Well, I'm either a DORK, a PRICK, or I need GLASSES, and either way girls aren't talking to me...

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Popularity rank 13 #229. Storing comments

March 6, 1998

MO: Hey Nick, what's with the cheeks?
NICK: Mmph. Storing comments.
MO: How's that?
NICK: Well, you know how squirrels store food in our cheeks? We also store inappropriate comments.
MO: Oh, so like you don't just blurt out something potentially offensive at the wrong time.
NICK: Right.
MO: And your cheeks are particularly full because...?
NICK: None of your business, you little... mmph, there's another...

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Popularity rank 14 #188. Haircut

December 4, 1997

BARBER: So how 'bout the BACK? You want a wedge cut?
JOHNNY: I don't know what that MEANS, I- I just want a TRIM.
BARBER: YEAH, but do you want me to LAYER IT? Should I do a "Canadian boll weevil" on the TOP? What about the SIDEBURNS? Do you want them "Simpson-Unger" style, or "Albarn-Cuomo"?
JOHNNY: LOOK, I'm very impressed by your barber terminology, but I don't know what the HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I JUST WANT A TRIM.
JOHNNY: You understand, right?
BARBER: OH, I understand.

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Popularity rank 15 #186. Bless you

December 2, 1997

GIRL: Achoo!
JOHNNY: BLESS you.
GIRL: Thank yo- ACHOO!
JOHNNY: Bless you AGAIN.
GIRL: ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!
JOHNNY: I'm afraid there'll be no more blessing. I'm just not ready for this big of a commitment right now.
SOUND: sniff

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  • 2 JOHNNY: What about you, Jay; are you dating anyone?
SOUND: push push push

    No big commitments

    0 3 Feb 10, ’99

  • 3 JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"...

    Welcome

    0 3 Jan 15, ’97

  • 4 NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

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    0 2 Aug 15, ’99

  • 5 JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

    First step to getting girls

    0 2 Mar 25, ’99

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