Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about sleep

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Popularity rank 6 #168. Early morning bargaining

November 6, 1997

SOUND: AAHN AAHN AAHN AAHN

JOHNNY: It's 8:30. If I skip breakfast and ALL morning hygiene, I can sleep till 9:03 and still make my 9:10.

A pause.

JOHNNY: And if I skip my 9:10...

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Popularity rank 7 #143. Can you take a message?

October 2, 1997

SOUND: Rrring click
JOHNNY: Hello?
PHONE: Is Ben there?
JOHNNY: Nope.
PHONE: Can you take a message, then?
JOHNNY: Nope.

PHONE: Why not?
JOHNNY: Got no arms.
PHONE: How're you holding the PHONE then?
JOHNNY: Through an elaborate pulley system.

PHONE: OH. Well. Bye, uh, then.
JOHNNY: Mm-hmm.
SOUND: click

JOHNNY: Some things CANNOT be disturbed, and the afternoon nap's one of 'em.
SOUND: toss

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Popularity rank 8 #27. Math class dream

November 1, 1994

Johnny, That Guy

DREAM SEQUENCE
MATH TEACHER: Mr. Williams! You're next!
JOHNNY: No thanks, sir. Graphing polynomial functions isn't really my thing...
LABEL: Ellipsis!

DREAM SEQUENCE
MATH TEACHER: We're not graphing functions, for this test I've decided to let ya'll shoot baskets in the trash can for your grade! Here, catch!
A balled up piece of paper is thrown to a surprised Johnny.
LABEL: Motion Lines!

DREAM SEQUENCE
JOHNNY: Finally, a class recognizes my true abilities! Ha! Here comes an easy 100%!

JOHNNY: I think this is my calling!
LABEL: Asleep!
MATH TEACHER: We'll pause now seeing as fruitcake here obviously didn't take his prozac this morning...
LABEL: Annoyed Math Teacher

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