Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about pop culture

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Popularity rank 11 #360. Bold, repetitive melody

February 8, 1999

BEN: This song is INCREDIBLE, Johnny! Listen to its innovative rhythm, it's BOLD, repetitive melody! THIS is the electronic revolution!
STEREO: be lonely be lonely

BEN: THIS is the music of NOW!
JOHNNY: Ben, this is my Matchbox 20 CD. It skips right here. See how the time's not changing?
STEREO: be lonely be lonely

STEREO: be lonely be lonely -click- ... 3 AM I must be lonely...

BEN: I feel like I should sterilize my EARDRUMS...
JOHNNY: How's the weather up there on that high horse?

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Popularity rank 12 #324. Hard jeans

November 30, 1998

BEN: What are you WEARING?!
JOHNNY: Lee's Hard Jean's. I broke down and got a pair.

BEN: In God's name, WHY?
JOHNNY: I saw so many of the commercials! After the FIFTH one, I... I couldn't HELP myself.

BEN: Johnny, if there were commercials to jump off a BRIDGE, would you do THAT too?

JOHNNY: Hmm, DEPENDS... is Daisy FUENTES in these commercials?

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