Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about dorm life

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Popularity rank 6 #48. One tent left

January 30, 1997

POLICE OFFICER: There's still a light on in that tent!

POLICE OFFFICER: Hey guys, the game's over! We won, no more tent checks! Trajan Landgon has been promoted to diety!
TENT PEOPLE: We know!

POLICE OFFICER: Don't you wanna get out of this TINY little tent and back to your dorm where you have some SPACE?

TENT PEOPLE: Not really, we live in TRENT.
FRESHMAN: Yeah, and I live in Randolph, same difference.

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Popularity rank 7 #40. Johnny’s room

January 20, 1997

JOHNNY: Here's my room, I'm in a triple. My roommates and I are so similar it's freaky...

JOHNNY: What's up, guys?
BEN: Um, not much... HEY, what do you think: does man need religion? I say yes, William sez no...

JOHNNY: Uh, WELL, I, uh, I don't think that... I mean, it DEPENDS...

JOHNNY: Frankly, I think this is far too much ground to cover in the exposition!
BEN: He THINKS! He THINKS! I THINK I have a paper due in 30 minutes!

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Popularity rank 8 #347. No more Brad and Andy

January 20, 1999

JOHNNY: Have you met the new neighbors in 238?
BEN: In 238? Did Brad and Andy move out?

JOHNNY: Yup. They went abroad. Jay and Winston just moved in. You know, I'll truly miss Brad and Andy, we really got to be close.

BEN: Johnny, the only 2 things you ever said to either of them were: "Can I use your microwave to make nachos?" and "Shut up, X-Files is on."
JOHNNY: And I'll cherish those moments forever.

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Popularity rank 9 #298. Toxic atmosphere

October 23, 1998

JOHNNY: These dorms are nice, but what if you want to go OUTSIDE?
FRATMAN: No problem!

JOHNNY: But the atmosphere on Mars is TOXIC!
FRATMAN: Well, RIGHT. You can't, you know, BREATH.

JOHNNY: OH.

JOHNNY: Sort of like LA.
FRATMAN: Oh, and its like -200 degrees Celsius out there, so BRING A SCARF.
BEN: I can still SMOKE, right? RIGHT!?

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Popularity rank 10 #124. Roach on the quad

September 5, 1997

JOHNNY: What's with the bookbag? You getting back from a CLASS?
ROACH: Yeah, social dance.

JOHNNY: So you're actually ENROLLED here?! How- oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean for it to sound like that, I...

ROACH: No, I understand. You've every right. I actually got in 'cos I'm a legacy. My dad and my granddad were Dukies. I'm the only one in my family though.

ROACH: The other 3,990,848 went to state school.
JOHNNY: Eee. I hope schools have special roach rates.

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