Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about dorm life

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Popularity rank 11 #123. Killing a bug

September 4, 1997

JOHNNY: Ben, you really DON'T understand...
BEN: What's not to UNDERSTAND? I'll just SQUISH the thing...

ROACH: Hey guys! Sorry to bust in, but the door was open- say, what's with the shoe?
BEN: Uh. Uh, HEY, LOOK!

ROACH: What? I don't see anything. Now, what's with the show?
SOUND: whap whap whap

BEN: Oh, well, uh, I was just, uh, ki- killing a bug.
ROACH: A BUG?! Where? Is it on ME?!

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Popularity rank 12 #122. Roach neighbor

September 3, 1997

JOHNNY: I want to push you around, and I will, and I-
SOUND: (door) knock knock

ROACH: Hi, we just moved in next door. Could you spare a cup of sugar?
JOHNNY: Uh, sure.

ROACH: Thanks, we're makin' some brownies and came up a mite short. Bye, now.

JOHNNY: WE GOTS ROACHES!
ROACH: Oo, and do you guys have any rotting food?

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Popularity rank 13 #118. Sprucing up apartment

August 2, 1997

JOHNNY: Well. This apartment could sure use some sprucing up, perchance some rearranging.

JOHNNY: Lessee... what could we change? AH!

Johnny moves a table slightly.

JOHNNY: Well that just opens up all kinds of new space!

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