Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about class presentations

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Popularity rank 6 #256. French revolution presentation

April 21, 1998

PROFESSOR: Williams, I believe your presentation is next....

JOHNNY: YES, the, uh, the FRENCH REVOLUTION. In 1789, France revolved 20 degrees on its axis, causing unthinkable horror and stuff.

JOHNNY: Th- thank you.
PROFESSOR: Mmm, yes.

PROFESSOR: Another "F", Williams! Your valiant quest against grade inflation continues....
JOHNNY: What? Just cuz I didn't use OVERHEADS?

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Popularity rank 7 #209. Art class comment

February 6, 1998

JOHNNY: DON'T call on me, DON'T call on me, DON'T ca-
TEACHER: WILLIAMS, how would YOU describe this Van Gogh?

JOHNNY: UH, I, AH,... (GULP). How about... PLAYFULLY IRONIC?
NOTE: You own a mirror.

NARRATOR: A moment of nerve-wracking silence.

TEACHER: YES, excellent! NOW on to slide 47...
JOHNNY: I think I may have stumbled ONto something here...
NOTE: To be CONTINUED!

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