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Comics about campus wildlife

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Popularity rank 1 #91. Humans would just dissappear

April 9, 1997

NICK: Look at all this TRASH! Sometimes I wish all these freakin' HUMANS would just DISAPPEAR!
A pause.
MO: Then who would deliver us pizza?

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Popularity rank 2 #68. What use are you to humans?

February 27, 1997

MO: I just flew into the Great Hall and everybody went NUTS! Screaming, yelling. Just pathetic.
MO: I'm tired of being treated like some DEMON. I do so much for those people.
NICK: What use are YOU to HUMANS?
NICK: And SPARE me the 3-hour lecture on the industrial and domestic uses of BAT DUNG.
MO: You're just jealous cuz no one makes HOUSES out of SQUIRREL crap.

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Popularity rank 3 #66. Mo loses a contact

February 25, 1997

MO: Hold up there, Nick. I lost a contact.
NICK: A contact? Mo, you're a BAT, an animal KNOWN for its shoddy sight.
NICK: Didn't you compensate for that disability through evolution of your keen sense of sonar-like hearing?
MO: Yes, Mr. Discovery Channel, but occasionally when I'm not filming close-ups for "WILD KINGDOM", I like to see what the hell I'm DOING. So get down here and help...

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Popularity rank 4 #57. Cute little quad squirrel

February 12, 1997

NICK: Here we go again...
NICK: I'm such a CUTE little quad squirrel, I'm so playful, I'm so adorable, I'm so...
Cheeto is thrown to Nick.
NICK: It's pathetic what a guy has to do to get a CHEETO around here...

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Popularity rank 5 #55. How goes the foraging

February 10, 1997

MO: What it is, Nick. How goes the foraging?
NICK: Hey Mo, EH, all right I guess...
MO: Well, what have you scored?
NICK: WELL, I've got all sorts of nuts, berries, bark, and whatever. Tons of the stuff...
MO: Well, it sounds like you cleaned up.
NICK: YEAH. You're probably right....
NICK: I guess I just hoped in all this foraging I'd find a burger or two... or a pork chop. SOMETHING! This vegetarian thing's KILLIN' me!

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  • 1 JOHNNY: What about you, Jay; are you dating anyone?
SOUND: push push push

    No big commitments

    0 3 Feb 10, ’99

  • 2 JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"...

    Welcome

    0 3 Jan 15, ’97

  • 3 NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

    Bob the pirate

    0 2 Aug 15, ’99

  • 4 JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

    First step to getting girls

    0 2 Mar 25, ’99

  • 5 FRATMAN: Buffy, I... you're just... PERFECT. From your ENCHANTED CLOGS that you superhuman fashion sense, to the aptly named, "TIGHT BLACK PANTS OF POWER"...

    Fratman and Sorority girl fall in love

    0 2 Jan 22, ’98

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