Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about breaking the fourth wall

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Popularity rank 11 #405. Meet God

April 19, 1999

JOHNNY: So... WHAT? It's just ME, now? Just ME? All ALONE? Well, SORRY! NO deal!

JOHNNY: I'm LEAVING! You hear me? I'm OUT! Whoever's in charge up there, you don't have JOHNNY WILLIAMS to kick around anymore!

GOD: Johnny, this is God. Quit yer bitchin'!

JOHNNY: Well. GOD certainly has developed a potty mouth...
GOD: Shut up, moron, I can hear your thoughts too!

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Popularity rank 12 #396. No punchline

April 6, 1999

BEN: Hey, where's Jen, we're supposed to do the cartoon together today.
JOHNNY: Didn't you hear? The new owners, they fired her.

JOHNNY: The whole strip was bought out by some big corporation. They're overhauling the whole thing. They've even suspended all punchlines till they've made their changes.

BEN: How can you have a cartoon with no PUNCHLINE?

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