Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Semester 8 of College

Summer '99

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#414. Bob the pirate

August 15, 1999

NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

JEN: I dunno dear... Hey! Let's ask Bob the Pirate!

JEN: Bob the Pirate, what's the symbol for radius?
BOB THE PIRATE: Aaaar!

JEN: Really? What's the 18th letter of the alphabet? Conjugate "to be" for "they". What's the 1st person plural possessive pronoun?
BOB THE PIRATE: Aaar! Aaar! Aaar!
NARRATOR: Man. He could've added so much to the strip. (sigh) We'll miss ya, Bob...

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