Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Semester 4 of College

Spring '98

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#252. End of long, drawn-out storylines

April 15, 1998

JOHNNY: Man, when you're on the lam, nothin' hits the spots like BREAKFAST FOOD!
BEN: You said it.

KRZYZEWSKI: THERE THEY ARE!!
BEN: Coach K! We're sorry about the car!
KRZYZEWSKI: It's OK, let's just have that tape!

KRZYZEWSKI: See officers, this surveillance tape from Cameron proves Roshown was shooting baskets at the time the jersey was stolen!
COPS: You're right!
LABEL: Police officers!

COPS: You're free to go, Roshown!
MO: I'm NOT, Roshown!
JOHNNY: How convenient that both plotlines simultaneously ended!
LABEL: Obviously a BAT, and not Roshown McLeod.

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#253. Ndiaye

April 16, 1998

MO: So who was this French guy?
JOHNNY: WAIT! That's just a mask!
JACQUES: What're you doing?

JOHNNY: Makhtar Ndiaye!
NDIAYE: Yes! Hahaha!

JOHNNY: Ndiaye, huh?

JOHNNY: Is our strip THAT low budget?
NDIAYE: HEY! Thptoo!

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#254. Looks from pretty tanktop girl

April 17, 1998

JOHNNY: Well, WELL. If my tally is correct, that's the 5TH TIME pretty tank top girl in the 3rd row has cast a look up in my direction. The game is ON, my sweet, you...

JOHNNY: WAIT.

A pause.

JOHNNY: I hate sitting in line of sight of the freakin' CLOCK...

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#255. Bus nazi

April 20, 1998

BEN: WHO PULLED THAT? What lazy-ass is making us stop at the freakin' TRAFFIC CIRCLE stop?!

BEN: Does it have to take 25 minutes to get to East just because you SLOTHS can't walk an eighth of a FREAKIN' mile?

BEN: Whoever gets off this bus better be in a WHEELCHAIR or MISSING A LIMB else there'll be HELL TO PAY!

BEN: My boyfriend, the bus Nazi.
JEN: YOU! In the green! You just flinched!

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#256. French revolution presentation

April 21, 1998

PROFESSOR: Williams, I believe your presentation is next....

JOHNNY: YES, the, uh, the FRENCH REVOLUTION. In 1789, France revolved 20 degrees on its axis, causing unthinkable horror and stuff.

JOHNNY: Th- thank you.
PROFESSOR: Mmm, yes.

PROFESSOR: Another "F", Williams! Your valiant quest against grade inflation continues....
JOHNNY: What? Just cuz I didn't use OVERHEADS?

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