Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Semester 3 of College

Fall '97

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#187. You know what’s funny?

December 3, 1997

WILLIAM: You know what's FUNNY? Since STRINGS are just ARRAYS of characters, and ARRAYS are just assigned blocks of MEMORY, you can just use POINTER arithmetic to TRAVERSE STRINGS. Even in C++!

LABEL: Big dork.
LABEL: Not big dorks.

WILLIAM: WELL, it's not "HA HA" funny, I suppose...

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#189. All-nighter

December 5, 1997

A pause.

BEN: 5... 4... 3... 2....

BEN: .... 1!

BEN: The all-nighter go well?
JOHNNY: Oh, most definitely... say... ....... we don't clean this FLOOR much.
SOUND: WHUMP!

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#190. Course evaluation

December 8, 1997

JOHNNY: All RIGHT, course evaluation time! Here's where I REALLY shine! Let's see... ADEQUATE! FAIR! ADEQUATE! FAIR! FAIR!

JOHNNY: "WHAT ONE WORD best describes this course?" HMM...

JOHNNY: PRErequisite...

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