Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Sorority Girl

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Popularity rank 11 #199. Not just a meaningless hook-up

January 23, 1998

JOHNNY: So you think SORORITY GIRL may be THE ONE, huh?

FRATMAN: I dunno, it's just... with MOST girls all I think about is having a MEANINGLESS HOOK-UP with them, but with BUFFY...

FRATMAN: I think about having HUNDREDS of meaningless hook-ups!
JOHNNY: AW...

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Popularity rank 12 #197. Meet Sorority Girl

January 21, 1998

SORORITY GIRL: Excuse me, you're MALE. You'll have to leave.
FRATMAN: Look, I'm not DISTURBING anyone, I-

SORORITY GIRL: Don't "LOOK" me. You're violating a sacred rule of rush. I will not have you MOCK the Greek system I cherish so dearly!

FRATMAN: You speak like an ANGEL. What... is your name?
SORORITY GIRL: My GIVEN name is Sorority Girl, but... my sisters call me... Buffy...

SORORITY GIRL: Uh, yeah, so, I,
FRATMAN: So, uh, um, yeah,
BOTH: WANNA HOOK UP?! OR, UH, WHATEVER!

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