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Sorority Girl

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Popularity rank 6 #258. What if

April 23, 1998

JOHNNY: Buffy, would sorority chicks dig me if-
SORORITY GIRL: No.
JOHNNY: But, but what if I-
SORORITY GIRL: No.
JOHNNY: You sure?
SORORITY GIRL: Yup, yup. Pretty sure.
JOHNNY: DAmn.
SORORITY GIRL: Well, you win some, you lose more... I'm gonna go get a smoothie.

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Popularity rank 7 #227. Social event of the year

March 4, 1998

SORORITY GIRL: I mean Tuesday was the social event of the year. Yeah... I know...
SORORITY GIRL: And did you see Lauren? And she was with... I know! And that skirt! What? No!
BEN: I didn't know they had a mixer Tuesday... Oh.
BEN: The bonfire.
SORORITY GIRL: I mean, please, who wears chiffon to a bench-burning...

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Popularity rank 8 #403. Fratman and Sorority Girl get ABC show

April 15, 1999

JOHNNY: Fratman, Sorority Girl. I can't imagine Disney thinks YOU'RE PC.
LABEL: Mickey overalls, yowza!
FRATMAN: Johnny, the management LOVES us! Our parents went to school with them. We ARE leaving though.
FRATMAN: They've asked us to host a new show on ABC. It's a cross between a home video show and a college drama.
FRATMAN: "America's Funniest Hook-ups"!
SORORITY GIRL: I'm also hosting a nature show called "When Charge Cards Attack"!

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Popularity rank 9 #342. Sorority Girl in rush mode

January 13, 1999

JOHNNY: So, Sorority Girl, how's rush?
SORORITY GIRL: Hi-eee! What's YOUR name?
JOHNNY: You... you KNOW my name, we're FRIENDS.
SORORITY GIRL: Well, HELLO [insert name] and where are you from?
JOHNNY: Sorority Girl! You're not in RUSH now! SNAP OUT OF IT!
SORORITY GIRL: Oh NEAT! I heart visiting [insert city]! My parents have a summer home/winter cottage/sweatshop THERE!
JOHNNY: My GOD! Someone get some smelling salts! Or a cigarette and a Diet Coke!
SORORITY GIRL: Well, nice to MEET you! Hey [insert name of friend next to you], have you met [insert rushee name]? She's just a PEACH!

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Popularity rank 10 #315. Duke Gap ad: Khakis whine

November 17, 1998

JOHNNY: Aaaa! I have three tests this week! And a paper.
FRATMAN: Yeah? That's nothin'! I got 5 tests and 2 papers!
SORORITY GIRL: 20 tests! 38 papers! 750 theses! And my PC just blew up!
BEN: I have to solve the Russian economic crisis by noon! Or I fail stats!
JEN: My gross anatomy final is at 9! And I have to produce corpses for the whole class!
TITLE: DUKE - khakis whine.

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  • 1 TV: Yes, Jeff, I am here live at the official rollout of the alpha version of Office 2000, codename Poughkeepsie...

    MSNBC

    1 2 Nov 8, ’96

  • 2 JOHNNY: What about you, Jay; are you dating anyone?
SOUND: push push push

    No big commitments

    0 3 Feb 10, ’99

  • 3 JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"...

    Welcome

    0 3 Jan 15, ’97

  • 4 NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

    Bob the pirate

    0 2 Aug 15, ’99

  • 5 JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

    First step to getting girls

    0 2 Mar 25, ’99

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