Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Nan Keohane

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Popularity rank 6 #226. No more benches

March 3, 1998

NAN: Simpson, these bench fires are madness! Call the dorm presidents, we're confiscating ALL the damn things!
LABEL: Looky! It's a Nan head! Woo hoo!

SIMPSON: Begging your pardon, ma'am, but the students like hanging around the benches, perhaps you should provide replacements.
NAN: Yes, you're right. Replacements. FIRE-PROOF replacements. That'll be good P.R....

JOHNNY: The dorm fish tank? I... I just don't know.
BEN: Our other option was the "Dorm Large Block of Stainless Steel"...

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Popularity rank 7 #160. Best ad firm around

October 27, 1997

SIMPSON: Yes, Thursday's FINE. Mr. Keohane wants to get started ASAP! We hear you guys are the BEST ad firm around!

SIMPSON: HMM? What do you MEAN should you wear CLOTHES to the meeting?

MO: Well, we work BETTER in the buff, but all right, CLOTHED IT IS, see you there, baby.
NICK: Wow, flyers on the B.C. walkway really DO work!
FLYER: Mo & Nick's Advertisin' and Deep Dish Pizza - "The Best Around"

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Popularity rank 8 #159. Nan needs a makeover

October 24, 1997

NAN: SIMPSON, get in here.
SIMPSON: Yes, Mrs. Keohane.

NAN: Simpson, this administration needs a MAKEOVER.
SIMPSON: OH! Well, may I suggest some blush to accentuate your cheekbones...
PLAQUE: Gift from the Class of '96 (Although they didn't know it.)

NAN: DAMMIT, Simpson, not like that! I mean IMAGE-wise! We ned to show that CARE!

SIMPSON: But Sec. II. A. of this year's policy SPECIFICALLY states "WE DON'T CARE".
NAN: Well, YES, but we need to APPEAR to care...

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