Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Jen

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Popularity rank 26 #315. Duke Gap ad: Khakis whine

November 17, 1998

JOHNNY: Aaaa! I have three tests this week! And a paper.

FRATMAN: Yeah? That's nothin'! I got 5 tests and 2 papers!
SORORITY GIRL: 20 tests! 38 papers! 750 theses! And my PC just blew up!

BEN: I have to solve the Russian economic crisis by noon! Or I fail stats!
JEN: My gross anatomy final is at 9! And I have to produce corpses for the whole class!

TITLE: DUKE - khakis whine.

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Popularity rank 27 #313. Movie

November 13, 1998

BEN: This movie better have an intelligent plot.
JEN: I hope the characters are believable.
JOHNNY: I just hope the explosions RULE!

ALL: These explosions RULE!

BEN: UGH. Trash. TRASH! And I paid $6.50!
JEN: Utter CRAP. Ugh.
JOHNNY: Man, I love explosions. Maybe more than PIZZA. Well, NO, but it's close...

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Popularity rank 28 #293. Argument

October 16, 1998

JEN: Are you saying girls don't get horny?
BEN: NO! No. Just, you know, to a lesser extent.
LABEL: The "apples and oranges" hand signal

JEN: Oh, WHATever!
BEN: C'MON! Just look at TV.

BEN: There's Cinemax, Playboy, thousands of pay-per-view porn channels, all devoted to HORNY guys. And girls, girls have... they have...

BEN: ...Lifetime.
JEN: HEY, "Sisters" gets pretty SAUCY sometimes, BELIEVE YOU ME!

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Popularity rank 29 #292. Girl horny

October 15, 1998

JEN: This movie's getting me kinda horny.
BEN: WELL, you don't mean "for real horny", just, you know, "girl horny".

BEN: !

JEN: EXCUSE ME?!
BEN: Hehehe...

BEN: Mouth, could you PLEASE run things by brain BEFORE you say them?!

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Popularity rank 30 #277. Making a living

September 24, 1998

ROBSON: Oh, Jen, you have to understand. We scientists aren't the idealized "free thinkers" we're made out to be!

ROBSON: OK, NO, I'm not "advancing SCIENCE" at all, but I make a good LIVING! And besides, SOME scientists are still discovering things, right?

ROBSON: RIGHT?! Look, ask Dr. Swaminarayan?

ROBSON: YOUR group has a purpose, right, Shri?
SWAMINARAYAN: Nah, we've been coasting since the space program pooped out. Free pen?

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