Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about the Bryan Center

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Popularity rank 1 #340. Bold parking

January 11, 1999

JOHNNY: Bryan Center lot's FULL, TOO! So is Cameron AND the Ocean! AAAA!!

BEN: Well, you're just going to have to bite the bullet and park over in BFE.
JOHNNY: NO!! I will NOT be reduced to that!!

BEN: This is SO not legal. This isn't even in the same TIME ZONE as legal.
JOHNNY: Ha ha HA! But I'll put my HAZARDS on!! WOOHOO! I'm INVINCIBLE!

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Popularity rank 2 #218. BC walkway stench

February 19, 1998

BEN: SO, they revoked your position because of the CARTOON comment.
JOHNNY: Yep. I played the artworld like it was a game of MADLIBS, but the game is up.

BEN: Your life ruined by a cartoon.
JOHNNY: Yeah, what a powerful medium.

A pause.

BEN: Speaking of POWERFUL, that BC walkway stench is in RARE FORM tonight...
JOHNNY: Mmm... adamantly potent...

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Popularity rank 4 #160. Best ad firm around

October 27, 1997

SIMPSON: Yes, Thursday's FINE. Mr. Keohane wants to get started ASAP! We hear you guys are the BEST ad firm around!

SIMPSON: HMM? What do you MEAN should you wear CLOTHES to the meeting?

MO: Well, we work BETTER in the buff, but all right, CLOTHED IT IS, see you there, baby.
NICK: Wow, flyers on the B.C. walkway really DO work!
FLYER: Mo & Nick's Advertisin' and Deep Dish Pizza - "The Best Around"

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Popularity rank 5 #151. Ben’s depressed

October 14, 1997

BEN: (sigh)
SOUND: (door) SLAM

JOHNNY: Oh, WHAT? Are you DEPRESSED again? Will you just bite the bullet and get some PROZAC already...

BEN: There's a lot of love in this room.
JOHNNY: You want love? Listen to Hanson. I just paid $8 for a SNAPPLE. FREAKIN' Bryan vending machines.

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